In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

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What most people look like winking:

How I look like winking:

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draco malfoy: hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but i am a racist

i hate gingers

and mudbloods

i despise gryffindor house

and my parents work for the man who killed your parents

would you like to be my friend?

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i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

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